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Romance, Spankings and Aliens
Can an Astrobiologist find love in faraway places?
By
Lemon Knight and Joy Standing
June 1, 7:00 p.m.
Four Seasons Hotel, Seattle, Suite overlooking Puget Sound
Dr. Piper Starling was a tall, athletic woman. She had picked up David something in the bar downstairs. He seemed nice, was funny and looked good in a suit. He was a lawyer but, no one is perfect. His kiss was good, tender, and yet too much tongue too soon. She took off her dress while he stripped down to his boxers. She bent down a little to kiss him. Better.
He found her bra clap and discarded the bra. He slide her panties down and pushed her back on the bed. He dropped his boxes and stood there naked. His phone went off. He found his jacket and did something to his phone. He throw it on the bed side table. “Sorry, I work for the largest law firm in Seattle. It is work, work, work. Now where were we?”
He climbed on the bed and kissed her again. He climbed on top of her and squeezed her breasts. Piper wanted to say something but ignored the excessive squeeze. Clearly, he hadn’t been with many women, but she held her tongue. He was using his hand to guidehis erection into her vagina. She pushed it a side and kissed him. She whispered, “Slow down tiger, we have all night.”
David smiled, and kissed her again. He admired her body. He presumed she did yoga. He squeezed her right breast and licked the nipple. He heard her moan. His phone went off again. He rolled away from her, spent a minute answering a text and rolled back to her. He kissed her. She kissed him back. And his phone went off again. He rolled off.
Piper got out of bed, put on a hotel thick white robe, grabbed his phone from his hand, walked out of the bedroom, opened the Suite’s door, and throw it outside into the hallway. She shut the door.
David stood, “Hey that was important. I am a lawyer. I told you I was a lawyer.”
Piper looked at the man and dropped the robe. She was naked. The phone will be turned off and you get to spend the evening with a woman who takes care of herself. A woman who promises not to squeeze your nuts as hard as you squeezed my breasts. Will you turn off your phone?”
“I can’t.”
Piper picked up the robe tied the belt and told David to get out. David left without another word carrying his jacket, and shoes. He picked up his phone in the hallway.
June 1, 7:20 p.m.
Piper’s Suite
As Piper laid down, she felt a fleeting moment of loneliness. She thought about David, and how she had tossed his phone into the hallway. A pang of guilt struck her, but she quickly pushed it away. She didn’t want to think about him right now. She wanted to focus on herself, on her own pleasure.
Piper was awake and horny. David was another mistake. She smiled remembering the look on his face when she throw his phone in to the hallway. She opened her minifridge and pulled out a large Toblerone® Swiss chocolate bar and a mini bottle of chardonnay. She opened both and put them on the table where the annoying cell phone had laid just minutes ago. She opned her closet and took out a black bag, a travel kit. But also, where she stored her Remy and lubricant.
Piper turned the light further from her on a low setting. Remy was fully charged and ready for action. Her Remy was the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator®. It was a birthday gift that she gave herself.
Piper looked at her iPhone® and found her play list. Her sexual play list included “Independent Women Part 1” by Destiny’s Child, “Stronger” by Britney Spears, “Roar” by Katy Perry, another Destiny’s Child, “Survivor” and “Lady Marmalade” by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, and Pink. She turned the volume up, removed her robe and sat of the bed. She thought about the temperature but it was fine. She took a drink of the cool wine and bit a triangle of the Toblerone bar. She laid down and feel the chocolate melting in her mouth. She picked up Remy and her bottle of lubricant.
She warmed a squirt of lube in the palm of her hand. She lightly coated Remy, her cliporis, and her vaginal lips. She loved Remy’s quiet hum. It didn’t thrown out the music. Piper spread her legs a little allowing Remy to find her cliporis. She used the rabbit ears on her cliporis increasing the vibration. The cliporis was teased. Maybe she should become a Nun. Are Nuns allowed to have a vibrator?
Piper mentally transported herself to London. This was one of her Favorite escapes. The sun was starting to set. The suite was warm and Idris Elba had just removed his shirt and dropped his shorts. His cock was beautiful. Piper closed her eyes and kissed Idris.
Piper used the shake to stimulate her vagina. She didn’t penetrate, just rubbed it up and down. And on the way down her cliporis tingled from the soft touch of the rabbit ears. A shirt. Her breathing became deeper.
Idris kissed her and gently rubbed his cock up and down her vaginal lips without penetration.
Piper loved the bed in the suite. She put a pillow behind her back as she sat up. Spreading her legs a little more as she placed a pillow under each knee. Piper slide the shake of the vibrator into her vagina. The penetration provided a fullness. It was like having a cock in her. Remy went exploring and found her g-spot. She moaned. She found her wine and took a long drink. She bit off another piece of chocolate. The sweetness in her mouth was exhaust.
The rabbit ears caresed her cliporis. The shake found her g-spot and a little pressure caused a shiver and another shiver. Dual motors resulted in dual sensings.
Idris licked her citoris one last time and plugged his cock into her.
The big O was on the way. Her heart rate increased, her nipples were hard, she reached the peak of her arousal and let go. Her moan turned to a quiet scream as her muscles tightened and the convulsions began. Turning up the vibrators dual motors a second orgasm followed. And another scream.
Piper began to relax. She took another drink of wine and wentto sleep.
June 2, 8:00 a.m.
Piper’s Suite
Piper sat up and the sheet fell to her lap. She picked up Remy and went into the bathroom, used the facilities, and used the sink to clean Remy. She left and came back with a charger. She might want Remy tonight.
Piper turned on the shower, adjusted the water temperature and stepped in to the rain shower. She washed her hair and then used a conditioner. She felt better. She started washing down her body. She cupped her breasts and soaping them and continued down her body. Her vagina was sticky from last night’s pleasure. She spread her bottom cheeses and cleaned between her cheeses. She bent over soaping her legs and feet. She turned the shower off, pulled a towel towards her and emerged from the bathroom dressed in a white fluffy robe and had her long-layered hair wrapped in a towel.
She watched a little television and got up and dressed. She chose cotton briefs andbra, blue jeans, and an azure t-shirt. She was barefoot.
She found the coffee maker, ordered breakfast, and started watching the BBC an episode of Luther. She liked Idris Ebla. Being 6 feet tall she was attracted to men like Idris. He was 6 feet 3 inches tall. David was 5 feet 8 inches. But he looked good in a suit. His lost.
Breakfast arrived She went with a Spanish omelet, and fries. They cost extra but hashbrowns were always horrible and slimy .
Her phone beeped at 9:00 a.m. announcing a text. She looked at the text.
Zsa Zsa: “Hi Piper, this is Zsa Zsa. We met at the panel discussion. I am with ACA, Australian Center for Astrobiology. I was hoping we could get together to discuss astrobiology but, maybe we visit a museum and talk there? Text me.”
Piper could not remember Zsa Zsa. But she met so many people. She turned on the television and started watching a movie, maybe Die Hard or Die Harder or Die Hardest. She recognized Bruce Willis. She grabbed herbusiness card collection and found Zsa Zsa’s business card. Sr. Astrobiologist. Still, she couldn’t remember a face. Of course she couldn’t. She had over 100 business cards. She ran across David’s card. She ripped it up into tiny pieces and throw them on the floor.
Her phone beeped, again at Noon. It was from Zsa Zsa.
Zsa Zsa: Hi Piper. I don’t want to both you but I am from far away and I would like to spend some time with you. I’ll bring ice cream and all the bottles from my mini bar.”
Piper thought about it. It would be nice to have company. Especially since, David turned out to be disappointing.
Piper: “Okay, I’m on the top floor, suite 3.”
Zsa Zsa: “Be there in a jiff.”
Her doorbell buzzed. She peeked out the spy hole and there she was with ice cream and liquor. Piper opened her door and met Zsa Zsa and invited her to sit on the couch. Zsa Zsa put the ice cream into the minifridge and left the bottles on the desk. Piper figured the woman bought little bottles in the gift shop down stars because she had way more bottles than Piper had in her minifridge.
Zsa Zsa was as tall as Piper and dressed in jeans and a silver t-shirt. She wore silver sandals. Thank you meeting with me. What do you say we hit a museum. I have a car. The Guest Services Manager had two free tickets to the Seattle Art Museum.
Piper felt comfortable with Zsa Zsa. She didn’t know why. But she accepted. She put on Nikes with white socks. Walking down the hallway towards the elevators she noticed Zsa Zsa had the same shoes with white socks. She thought Zsa Zsa was in sandals. Must be the wine from last night. The bellboy pulled a Range Rover in Red. Piper was impressed. The car almost drove itself.
June 2, 1:00 p.m.
Seattle Art Museum
Zsa Zsa walked the museum choosing exhibits that Piper would have chosen. They had similar taste in art. They had coffee in the restaurant and ordered fingerprint sandwiches. Piper felt very comfortable with Zsa Zsa.
After 2 hours both women headed to the gift shop. Zsa Zsa asked if Piper had plans for the rest of the day.
“No, I plan to watch television and enjoy room service. Are you staying at the hotel?”
“I am. I am in the suite to the left of your room.”
“Maybe we could binge watch together. I warn you; I love British television and the hotel has the BBC package.”
“You like men in kilts, and castles.”
“I do.
“Well let’s head back to the hotel.”
At the Hotel the two women went to their suites. It was getting late but dinner was a couple of hours away. She turned on the television and the BBC. Midsummer Murders was playing. Piper liked the show. They killed people in unusual ways. Her phone rang.
“Hi Piper, this is Zsa Zsa. May I join you? I’ll order room service and charge it to my account.
Piper thought about it. She enjoyed spending time with Zsa Zsa. “Come on over.”
“Hi Piper” Zsa Zsa pushed the room service car into the room and smiled. “I brought snacks.”
Piper helped with the cart and sat down. Zsa Zsa sat next to her. “What are you watching?”
“Crazy Rich Asians. It’s a rom-com. Zsa Zsa and Piper watched and chatted and 2 hours later when it ended Zsa Zsa asked, “Is that how you picture the guy who’ll propose to you?”
“Piper laughed. I don’t know if it needs to be that dramatic. It could be just a simple down on one knee. But I have to tell you. I don’t have good luck with men. Last night is a perfect example. The guy liked his phone more than me.”
“Really?”
Piper told the story of the iPhone and of throwing it and David out.
“Well, his lost. My husband and I have been together well it seems like forever and we are still going strong. I want to talk a little bit and this is coming out of left field. In fact, I would like to invite your best friend in on my discussion.”
“I am intrigued.”
“Let’s start simple. I am Zha’thik. I go by Zsa Zsa. My real card.” The card was a glowing piece of glass-like substance. It said Intergalactic Matchmaker.”
“You’re not an astrobiologist from Australia. But you are a matchmaker from outer space.”
“I’m sorry for the deception but I wanted to get to know you a little bit.”
“Zsa Zsa, I don’t know what to says.”
“Let me demonstrate. Watch closely.” And slowly Zsa Zsa changed from herself to Henry Golding or perhaps Nick Young his character in Crazy Rich Asians. And she morphed into a large black cat, a small pink cat and back to herself. “I am a shape-shifter. My race is Zha’zhi.
Piper was standing. Her world had changed. There are aliens and not the science-fiction kind. That may not be true. She might morph into something that eats humans. “What do you want?”
“I want to talk and help you get married. My real card.” The card was a glowing piece of glass-like substance. It said Intergalactic Matchmaker. The card had a phone number on it. But the phone number was raised and had a lot more numbers than the standard 10 digits. Piper ran her finger over the number and Zsa Zsa’a phone started ringing. She picked up “Hello Piper. You have to pick up your phone.”
Piper pulled her phone out of her pursuit and said, Hello?”
“Hi Piper. You may call me anytime day or night.” Zsa Zsa broke the connection.
Piper was still skeptical. “Good trick. But prove to me you are an alien.”
“Let’s do this. Let’s bring your best friend here. I believe she is Dr. Sophia Patel.”
“Yes, but she is in the Portland area.”
“Still, it is Saturday. I’ll bet she is free.”
“I wouldn’t know.”
Zsa Zsa pulled out a tablet-like device and called Dr. Patel. The phone rang. It was answered. “Hello”
“Hello Dr. Patel, I have you on speaker phone and Dr. Starling is with me. Please call me Zsa Zsa. We are having snacks and white wine. We would like to invite you.”
“I appreciate the thought but I am in the Portland area.”
“Is that your only concern?”
Well, yes. If I were in Seattle, I would love to join you.”
“OK, it is settled. Do you have a cat or dog?”
“No, No I don’t.”
“Are you dressed? We are both in jeans and t-shirts. You should put on socks and shoes if you are barefoot.”
“I am dressed in jeans and a t-shirt and I have shoes and socks on my feet.
“Perfect. Hold still.
A bolt of orange light filled the air. And just a few feet from Zsa Zsa was Dr. Patel. She was woozy. Perhaps disorientated. Zsa Zsa grabbed the woman and both sank to the floor. “Dr. Patel. Are you okay?”
“Yes, I think so. Where am I?”
“Seattle. Piper, are you okay?”
Piper was stunned. Her best friend just appeared. Appeared is the correct word. Zsa Zsa was talking to her on the phone and now they are talking like old friends. “I think so.”
Zsa Zsa stood and helped Sophia to her feet. They all sat down on the couch. Dr. Patel was still trying to oriented herself. Zsa Zsa handed her a flute with white wine.
“Piper come here.” Zsa Zsa stood and walked to the center of the room. Piper joined the woman. She was just so nice. It is time for demonstration two. She grabbed Piper’s hand and they were gone. Sophia was by herself. She waited 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and a blinding orange light and Both women were back. Zsa Zsa grabbed Piper and sank to the floor. Piper stood and walked like a drink. She was heading for the bathroom. Zsa Zsa helped get her into the bathroom and held her hair as she throw up. A few minutes later, Piper was fine.
“Okay ladies. That is tough. No other way to train or teach. Just plumge into it. You’ll get better in no time.
On the floor were bags. Zsa Zsa pulled out two London sweatshirts. They were tourist sweatshirts. One bag had London newspapers and magazines. Another had takenout food – fish and chips with mushy peas.
Piper was confused or perplexed. The universe had changed. She had changed.
One more lesson for today. I am from a very old race. In Earth years I am over 500 years old. I am Zha’zhi. My species has the ability to shapeshift and adapt to different environments. A simple demonstration. Zsa Zsa stood and she morphed to Ibis Elba. Piper looked at Ibis walked over to him. She unbuttoned his shirt and the famous chest hair. She slip the shirt off his or her body and recognized his tattoos. She reached down and fondled his or her penis.
“Zsa Zsa this is amazing.” Zsa Zsa changed to a black cat. And changed back to Zsa Zsa.
“Piper, I want you to know my kind means no harm to you or the Earth. The guy I want you to meet is also not a threat to you or Earth. I rented the room for Dr. Patel right next door with an adjoining suite.”
“Piper, what I want to accomplish today is an introduction. What I want to accomplish is to tell you I have a marriage proposal to discuss. The man is fromJupiter XXV. The marriage would bring both planets into a new age. Each planet would set up an embassy. You and your husband would represent the worlds and help your worlds cope about no longer being alone. We have nine months to get you ready and your husband ready and the marriage will take place on Valentine’s Day. “Questions?”
Both Dr. Starling and Dr. Patel were silent. They were stunned. Zsa Zsa continued on. “The inhabits of Jupiter XXV are humanoid. They are a little taller, a little warmer – their body temperature is 103.8 degrees F. Physiology is compatible. Both species have penises and vaginas. Both make love in a very similar fashion. This is where I leave. You two can talk. They only real difference is the men of Jupiter XXV enjoy spanking their girlfriends, wives, etc. Spanking is their custom. Is being spanked in return for being the ambassador for a new world a deal breaker?”
June 2, 7:00 p.m.
Piper’s Suite
Piper and Sophia were watching Midsomer Murders. A man had just been killed by a tree shaker machine. They were drinking chardonnay and eating fish and chips. Neither touched the mushy peas. “Any thoughts Piper?”
“All kinds of thoughts. I will be the first Astrobiologist to meet a person from another planet. Not only do I get to meet him, I get to marry him. And I will get to introduce this alien to the world. The only drawback appears to be being spanked by my husband. What do you think?”
“Well of all the cultural differences possibilities they have the habit of spanking women. They could have had the cultural habit of slow roasting them over an open pit. Is getting spanked a deal breaker?”
Piper thought about the question. “In America, kids are spanked by their parents, paddled by teachers and principals. This happens every day. I can take a spanking.”
If the person is a shape shifter you could be making love to a different man every night?
Wasn’t that creepy? I could have had my way with Ibis Elba. Would that of made me a lesbian?
“How would I know. Is her female form her real form?”
“Good point.”
They watched television and drank and ate. Piper had another thought. “Sophia?”
“Yes.”
“This is an arranged marriage. It may have nothing to do with love. It maybe my interest in meeting an alien. Imagine meeting an actual alien. “
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