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The 13 Days of Christmas
By
Lemon Knight and Joy Standing
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and astripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pearl tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lasheswith a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the eight day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dancing,
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with switch cut from a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten scorchers with a heavy stick,
Nine smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dancing,
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Eleven swats with a wood paddle,
Ten scorchers with a heavy strap,
Nine smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dance,
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Twelve strokes of the cane,
Eleven swats with a wood paddle,
Ten scorchers with a heavy stick,
Nine smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dance,
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On thethirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Cool, soothing lot rubbed gently upon my cheeks,
Sweet kisses upon my lips,
Full length body to body hugs,
And an awkward breakfast in bed
What? You thought my true love was a sadist?
In a rush? Traveling? May we suggest the following:
On Christmas day,
my true love gave to me:
Twelve strokes of the cane,
Twenty-two swats with a wood paddle,
Thirty scorchers with a heavy stick,
Thirty-six smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dance,
Forty hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Forty-two minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Forty-two of the Best,
Forty hard spanks with a bare hand,
Thirty-six burners with a belt,
Thirty stingers with a French martinet,
Twenty-two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and twelve stripes with a switch cut from a pear tree.
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